The newlyweds are planning to shower their felines Kitty Purry, Morrissey and Krusty, with gifts.
Brand, 35, told Big Issue magazine: 'I like doing normal things for Christmas - watch the TV, sit down, relax, look out the window, play with the cats, give presents to the cats, expecting that they'll somehow understand the concept of nativity, that sort of thing.'
And following their Indian wedding in October, the couple will be splitting the festive season between his mother Barbara in Essex, England, and Katy's parents Mary and Keith at their home in California, although they don't know where they will actually spend the big day.
He added: 'I'm going to spend the holidays with my family and my wife's family. We'll certainly be together, but I don't know where yet.'