Two Of Them Kissed Last Night Lyrics

There was a girl, we'll call her Betty
And a guy let's call him Neil
Now I can't stress this point too strongly
This story isn't real

Now our Neil must decide,Phoebe Buffay - Two Of Them Kissed Last Night - http://motolyrics.com/phoebe-buffay/two-of-them-kissed-last-night-lyrics.html
Who will be the girl Neil casts aside?
Will Betty be the one who he loves truly
Or will it be the one who we'll call.. Lulie?

He must decide, he must decide
Even though I made him up, he must decide