Totally Nautical, Dude Lyrics

I saw the most ironic thing the day I walked

Through that door. They patted me down, they

Pulled my pockets inside out--all I could do

Was laugh as I thought to myself I must be

Rip Van Winkle because how the fuck did this

Happen? I witnessed some fights in my younger

Days and I'll never forget their faces--the

People I saw punched and kicked in the

Head, Thugs are running the clubs at night
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And I'll never forget their faces as I make

Sure to tell them: Thanks for ruining those

Younger days. Here's eight bucks for your

Trouble, please appreciate the irony as you

Go through my pockets. I'm getting used to

It because this makes perfect sense and the

Only thing that's strange is nothing fucking

Changes. Let me be security and I'll tell

You who is dangerous.