You've Got Mail Enhancement Lyrics

If you should ever decide you want to start a career in internet marketing

If you engage in spam

There's something you should know

That I will hunt you down

And to destroy you!

Burn in hell!

I get online and notice I have E-mail

I click my inbox and see OH WHAT THE FUCK!

20 e-mails are coming from the same guy

I don't know why he's concerned about my penis size

And what is this?

I won a brand new X-box!

I click the link and I get

15 POP UPS!

I try to close 'em

But peices takes their shit on me

There is a rubber for electronic STD'S

For every spam I get

I'm gunna make u eat your own shit

For every spam I get

I'm gunna choke you with your owm dick

Thank you for ruining the internet (fuckface)

Thank you for ruining the internet (DonkeyBalls)

Thank you for ruining the internet (CootyQueen)

Thank you for ruining the internet (Dick)

I get the booty and get back to my email

I got to forward a lame job for my mom

Keep on searching for anything legitimate

I got a feeling I'll never end up finding it

And what it this shania twain all naked

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DICKS ON THE SCREEN

Endless digits - colosal disappointment

I'm gonna find you and slay you with enjoyment

For every spam I get

I'm gunna smash your face with a brick

For every spam I receive

You gunna get to gargle your own pee

For every spam I get later

I'm gonna rub your face on a cheese grader

For every spam you send me

I'm gonna do something like really... not good

Thank you for ruining the internet (shitlick)

Thank you for ruining the internet (penis steak)

Thank you for ruining the internet (anal butter)

Thank you for ruining the internet (cunt)

The internet is a wonderful place

The ability to retrieve information on any subject

Or comminucating to anybody around the world

It's a significant step to world peace

And the evolution of the human race

And then you got these assholes

Who gotta be like I'm gonna shit all over

This precious gift to mankind

Oh yeah the answers are out there

But you gunna have to dig through this colossal

Pile of shit to get at them

Thank you for ruining the internet

Thank you for ruining the internet

Thank you for ruining the internet

Thank you for ruining the internet