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- Newman
- Randy
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- general pop
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Randy Newman - You Can't Fool The Fat Man lyrics
Sittin' with the fat man
Tryin' to get a loan
Talkin' about horses
And the women that we've known
Spittin' on the sidewalk
Squintin' into the sun
Greetin' all the people
Smilin' at everyone
I said "Hey, listen, Fat Man
I just can't get a break Randy Newman - You Can't Fool The Fat Man - http://motolyrics.com/randy-newman/you-cant-fool-the-fat-man-lyrics.html
Must I pay my whole life long
For just one mistake?
"My brother's in the armed forces
My sister is in jail,
Won't you give me fifty dollars
So I can pay her bail?"
He said "You Can't Fool The Fat Man
No, you can't fool me
You're just a two-bit grifter
And that's all you'll ever be"