Deer Hunting - Snake Hunting Lyrics

Deer hunting's real popular where I live.
Y'all deer around here. A lot of ya deer hunt,
what do ya use to kill a deer with here.
Gun,car, gun. You people do shit different in Charllote.
See, ya sit out in a big old camouflauge buick going
there he is. Start it up real slow.
A guy the other night hollered out a stick,
you know you gotta be a bad son of a bitch to kill
a deer with a stick. He said I was out in the bushes,
I left my damn gun in the truck,
a deer snuck up on me, I grabbed a stick and I beat
the shit out of him. I had to ride that fucker for
a mile, I killed his ass though,
I ripped one of his horns off and stabbed him with
that son of a bitch. Got a friend who hunts where I
live, he's one of them guys that has them Vietnam flashbacks,
he ain't never been in Vietnam.Rodney Carrington - Deer Hunting - Snake Hunting - http://motolyrics.com/rodney-carrington/deer-hunting-snake-hunting-lyrics.html
Fucker is crazy, if you go hunting with him you walk
into the woods, get down I smell him!
What the hell do you smell?
I smell deer, get down. You smell deer shit,
you're laying in it. He looked at me and said if we
don't kill a deer lets go snake hunting.
Fuck that! I don't even like seeing them by accident,
I don't want to go look for the damn thing.
You ever hear somebody say You see a snake off in the
woods be still, he'll bite your ass if you move.
Anybody ever just stood there when you seen a snake.
Told him there are two movements,
a ball movement and a physical movement.
Shit and run. Catch mate! He killed a snake and he's
cutting it up in little pieces and I go,
now what the hell are you doing now? He goes we gonna eat. No, we ain't.