Wish She Would Have Left Quicker Lyrics

I came home last night somethin' wasn't right
The car in the driveway was gone
A note on the table said I wasn't able
To give her the things that she wants
I didn't see it comin' my mind started runnin'
How could she have left me this way
Now I'm just wishin' someday she'll listen
'Cause I know just what I would say

I wish she would have left quicker
I woulda had lots more fun
There coulda been shots of tequila
With Sherry and Sheila
Bikinis with bottoms no tops
Someone's happy man
With no ring on my hand
I wish she would of left quicker
Bartender pour me some liquor
She's finally gone now the party is on
I wish she would of left quicker

I had my chances passed up advances
Tryin' to be a good guy
I worked hard till sundown
I always felt rundown
Tryin' to do what was right
Had no way of knowin' where this thing was goin'
Rodney Carrington - Wish She Would Have Left Quicker - http://motolyrics.com/rodney-carrington/wish-she-would-have-left-quicker-lyrics.html
Now it's clear it went on way too long
Maybe someday baby I'll get my way
When she hears the words to this song

I wish she would of left quicker
I woulda had lots more fun
I know a bartender hottie
She's workin' Friday
Boys I'd love to give it a try
And I think you know why
'Cause I'm a single guy
I wish she would of left quicker
Bartender pour me some liquor
She's finally gone now the party's on
I wish she would of left quicker
All my friends now they keep tellin' me
I need some time to heal
But the only thing that I'm thinkin' 'bout
Is how good I feel

I wish she would of left quicker
Bartender pour me some liquor
She's finally gone now the party's on
I wish she would of left quicker
She's finally gone now the party is on
I wish she would of left quicker
I feel good boys
Wohhhh