Hank Lyrics

Is to skate, surf and masturbate

That's all he wants to do

And I think that's really great

But one day he had an accident

They had to amputate his arms
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Guess if he was sad that day

He can't surf

He can't skate

And he sure can't masturbate no more

Satanic Surfers Hank (Armless Skater)