I Hate Old Folks Lyrics

I hate old folks yes I do
I wish they'd go away,
they think the world should owe them something
because their hair is gray.

They fart and wheeze and read a lot
and they watch things on T.V.
They walk with canes and crippled brains
they can barely even see.

I hate old folks yes I do
their lives have all turned stale,
if I was king of America
I'd throw them all in jail.
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They always call you Sonny,
and they pinch you on the cheek.
They're always making dumb remarks
like "You've grown like a weed!"

They think they're just so fucking smart
'cause they've lived for 80 years.
They're always whining about their hearts
and they shout 'cause they can't hear.

I hate old folks yes I do
their lives have all turned stale,
if I was king of America
I'd throw them all in jail.