Jeannie's Got A Problem With Her Uterus Lyrics

she's got trouble with her tubes

if you go past her vagina and her cervix

you will find a completely empty room

because Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus

her uterus is useless

her physician has injected fluids in her private parts

but she just won't believe

that the efforts to eradicate her female trouble

will cause her to conceive

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could compare to the pain that Jeannie's going through

this year her husband's sperm was studied

and swiftly passed the test

now Jeannie's operation must commence

artificial insemination can't fertilize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs

Jeannie isn't ovulating

even though she took all the proper pills

Jeannie wants a baby but she cannot pay the giant doctor bills

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