- Votes:
- Composers:
- Scott
- Thomas/griffiths
- Francis/edwards
- James
 
- Genres:
- 90s
- Rock
 
- Tags:
- alternative
- britpop
- quirky
 
- See also:
Space - Major Pager lyrics
Mr Major's got a pager
 Because he sells E's
 To the Russians
 Who crush and snort them
 But they never seem to sneeze
I need no answers to my questions
 Oh Mr Major's old and greyer
 Than he's ever been
 He lied to us all
 And took a big fat wager
 But now he hasn't got a bean
 Space - Major Pager - http://motolyrics.com/space/major-pager-lyrics.html
 I need no answers to my questions
 And I need no questions to my an-answers
 Now Felix the cat is on his back
 Oh Felix the cat what a twat
 So who needs Columbo
 He's just got off a slow boat
 From China or somewhere like that
 I need no answers to my questions
 And I need no questions to my an-answers
 I need no answers to my questions
 And I need no questions to my an-answers














