Rap Chop Lyrics

Hi it's Vince with Slap Chop!

Watch this.

Hi it's Vince with Slap Chop.

You're gonna be in a great mood all day

Cause you'll be slappin your troubles away with the Slap-

Slap- Slappin your troubles away with the Slap Chop. [x2]

Now look.

Here's a potato- one slap

You got big chunks for stew,

Two slaps- homefries in a second, and

Look at this- if you add a mushroom

The more you do it the finer it gets

You don't have to switch any blades.

Now, you love salads, you hate making salads.

You know you hate making salads, you hate makin (slap)

That's why you don't have any salad in your diet

Watch this- one slap, salad.

For soup, coleslaw, stuff you want- 5 seconds, 4, 5 seconds it's done.

This thing this tuna- looks boring.

Stop having boring tuna,

Stop having a boring life.

Add this tuna, putting it like this.

Now you're gonna have a nice, an exciting life now.

Here's a hardboiled egg, one chop

You add the pickle, you add the green onion.

And what you can do you can mix things together.

You add the ham, and you're gonna love this.

You don't have time to make breakfast- breakfast to go.
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Watch this, you're gonna love my nuts. [x2]

Watch this, you're gonna watch this...

What about fruit? Put a mango.

Watch this. [x4]

Look at that, isn't that beautiful on your ice cream?

The reason you're gonna slap away everyday

Is because it's so easy to clean.

1... 2... and pops open like that.

Now these other ones you've seen in the stores,

Bacteria gets into food, all the stores have this.

You can't clean it, you can't open this up.

It's worthless. Forget about it.

Now take the Slap Chop,

And put it back together.

Put the Slap Chop right there. [x4]

The skins at the bottom. [x4]

The skin comes right off. [x4]

Now put a tomato in there, add your cilantro, your hot peppers right there

And hit it like this. [x4]

Guys we're gonna make America skinny again,

One slap at a time! [x2]

Hi it's Vince with Slap Chop.

You're gonna be in a great mood all day

Cause you'll be slappin your troubles away with the Slap-

Slap- Slappin your troubles away with the Slap Chop. [x2]

It's easy you just got one hand and

Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop.

Watch this- tacos, fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini.