Ode To The Bouncer Lyrics

Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do

No, I haven't had no dope
Lift up the velvet rope
Mr. Doorman, stop teasing
I'm freezing out here

See, I've got friends inside
It's my birthday tonight
And I'm not wearing trainers
Not to mention knickers

It's futile to debate
With St. Peter at the gate
Made of protein milkshake and low carb intake
'Cause all in all, you're just another prick at the door

Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do

Bouncer
Hey Bouncer
Bouncer
Bouncer, Bouncer, Bouncer
(I just gotta dance right now, it's critical)
Bouncer
Hey Bouncer

Ooh, Bouncer
Empowered and aroused
I see it in your trousers
And in the way you browse her
Look, she's in!

WHAT?
Her dress is up to waterline
The bitch is clearly borderline
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We stand in awe in front of another prick at the door

Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do

Bouncer
Hey Bouncer
Bouncer
Bouncer, Bouncer, Bouncer
(I just gotta dance right now, it's critical)
Bouncer
Hey Bouncer

Bouncer, Bouncer, Bouncer
Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical

So you can play karate
You thick illiterati
I'm a black belt in life
So go home to your ugly wife

You forgot in your wisdom
The window to the ladies' room
A whole new possibility
For a cat like me

Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do

Bouncer
Hey Bouncer
Bouncer
(Whoo-ooou)
Bouncer, Bouncer, Bouncer
(I just gotta dance right now, it's critical)
Bouncer
Hey Bouncer