I Love Onions Lyrics

I don't like snails or toads or frogs

Or strange things living under logs

But, mmm, I love onions

I don't like dancing with Crazy Ted

He's always jumping on my head

But, mmm, I love onions

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Onions, onions, la la la

Onions, onions, ha ha ha

Root toot do do, doot do do

Onions, onions, la la la

Onions, onions, ha ha ha

Root toot do do, doot do do

I don't like rain or snow or hail

Or Moby Dick, the great white whale

But, mmm, I love onions

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That pinch your toes

Or people who squirt you

With a garden hose

But, mmm, I love onions

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An onion is a tuberous vegetable

And is a member of the genus

Stinkus Delicioso

It was highly prized by

The ancient Egyptian pharaohs

And their friends and cousins

It causes watering of the eyes

And rubifaction of the skin

But it is very, very tasty

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How vewy, vewy good