Beyond The Pubyard Lyrics

[Written by TANKARD (Gutjahr/Zissel/Thorwarth/Geremia)]

I wake up in the toilets
Stinking of alcohol
Who am I? Can't remember
Ain't sure I wanna know

The beer stains on my clothing
Revealed by neon lights
They tell me every morning
Another thirsty night

A lover of bottles I am
Been born here, grew up here, I'll die here
The stuff in the sink is my brain
My father smelled offensive
My mother was a bitch
But it was love at first drink
They practiced what they preached

[Chorus:]
Beyond the pubyard - outside I've never been
Beyond the pubyard - my world's a drinker's dream
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Beyond, beyond, beyond, beyond, beyond the pubyard

Hey barman, you're my hero
One thousand liqueurs stock
You make some crazy money
While drinking on the job

A lover of bottles I am
Been born here, grew up here, I'll die here
The stuff in the sink is my brain
I have no use for clean air
I don't like oxygen
The cigarette smoke preserved me
Just call me Boozer Man

[Chorus]

I have no use for clean air
I don't like oxygen
The cigarette smoke preserved me
Just call me Boozer Man

[Chorus]