Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently
This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
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I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard
Tenacious D - F#te-o usor (Romanian translation)
Acesta este un cantec pentru domnisoare
Dar, baieti, ascultati si voi cu atentie!
Nu trebuie intodeauna sa-ti f#ti prietena in forta,
Defapt, cateodata nu e bine...sa faci asa.
Cateodata trebuie sa faceti dragoste,
Este frumos sa-i dai si cativa pupici.
Cateodata trebuie sa strangi,
Cateodata trebuie sa spui: "Te rog..."
Cateodata trebuie sa spui: "Hei....
O sa te f#t.... moale,
O sa te penetrez... usor,
O sa te calaresc... dulce,
O sa te babardesc... discret."
Si apoi vei spune:"Hei, ti-am adus o floare"
Si apoi vei spune:"Stai o secunda Sally,Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently - http://motolyrics.com/tenacious-d/fuck-her-gently-lyrics-romanian-translation.html
Cred ca mi-a ramas ceva intre dinti, poti sa ma ajuti sa scot afara?
Asta inseamna munca in echipa!"
Care este pozitia de sex favorita?
E o pozitie ok pentru mine,
Nu e favorita mea, dar o s-o fac pentru tine.
Care este mancarea ta favorita?
Nu o s-o gatesc pentru tine,
Dar pot s-o comand din Zanzibar.
Si apoi o sa te iubesc complet,
Si apoi o sa te f#t discret,
Si apoi o sa te penetrez complet,
Si abia apoi o sa te f#t in forta!
In Forta!!!