The Greatest Love Song Lyrics

All I need is a catheter and lobotomy
Everything will be clean and clear and clutter-free
Take my hand and we'll go off to the promised land
Tip-toe through the tulips, vacancy is so grand

It's a union made in heaven
Everyone will attend a reception
Consummate with no conception
Our world will be perfection

I'll have a hysterectomy
And we'll live our lives problem-free
No need to think independently
Your vasectomy will make our world complete

It's a union made in heaven
Everyone will attend a reception
Consummate with no conception
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We'll talk alike, we'll act alike
We'll never fight
We'll eat the same, dress the same
We are the same

Proverbial monogomy
M?nage ? trois - that's not for me
We two are one, it's not for some
But it's all that I need

It's a union made in heaven
Everyone will attend a reception
Consummate with no conception
Our world will be perfection

It's the greatest love song (x7)
It's the greatest, greatest love song