- Votes:
- Composers:
- Paul Heaton
- Dave Rotheray
 
- See also:
The Beautiful South - Poppy lyrics
(Heaton/Rotheray)
 'I fought hard in the Second World War' 
 You hear them shout 
 No good bragging about the Afrika Korps 
 It was Beadle's About 
 They dressed you up and took you off to World War One 
 Armed you and surrounded you with wire 
 Sat in stinking mud you sung your stupid songs 
 And waited till they told you when to fire 
 Cause the rulers always laugh 
 At a video bloodbath 
 Nothing makes them laugh 
 Like a video bloodbath 
 From the First World War to the Yom-Kippur 
 It was Beadle's About 
 The bayonets slice, the rockets roar 
 And he jumps out 
 Fond memories of the bloody bridge you failed to hold 
 Many of your buddies killed or maimed 
 You would've shot at rabbits if that's what you'd been told 
 Till the General said 'I'm sorry you've been framed' 
 The Beautiful South - Poppy - http://motolyrics.com/the-beautiful-south/poppy-lyrics.html
 Cause the rulers always laugh 
 At a video bloodbath 
 And nothing gets a laugh 
 Like a video bloodbath 
 Chorus: 
 Keep those entries coming 
 Leave those cameras running 
 Keep those entrails coming 
 Leave those soldiers gunning 
 Because you're sure to get a laugh 
 With a video bloodbath 
 Nothing gets a laugh 
 Like a video bloodbath 
 Here's a wacky video we got last week 
 A bomb catches Arthur unawares 
 He's lost both his arms and he can't see or speak 
 But thank you for the memory you shared 
 Cause the rulers always laugh 
 At a video bloodbath 
 And nothing gets a laugh 
 Like a video bloodbath 
Chorus














