Punk Rock Candy Mountain Lyrics

One evening as the moon came out and we had a joint a burning

Down the alley came a punk rocker, and he said "dudes I'm not turning

"I'm headed for a town that's far away, does my face look like I'm clownin'

"So come with me, we'll go and see the Punk Rock Candy Mountains"

In the Punk Rock Candy Mountains there's a show that lasts all night

And they never charge a cover and you'll never see a fight

The taxis drive ya around for free and no one gets in your way

No bloods or G's and no hippies

And no one clings to their one night flings

In the Punk Rock Candy Mountains

In the Punk Rock Candy Mountains you can never break your legs

And for the price of a forty ounce you can buy yourself a keg

Cause stores are made for you to loot and ya never gotta pay

Oh I'm bound to go where there ain't no snow

Just the kind that you put up your nose

In the Punk Rock Candy Mountains

In the Punk Rock Candy Mountains you'll never see a clock

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The shows are never-ending and the bands are all unsigned

There's a joint for you, go head take two

Cause you can always do what you wanna do

In the Punk Rock Candy Mountains

In the Punk Rock Candy Mountains the jails are made of tin

And you can walk right out of them as soon as you are in

There ain't no fuckin' assholes, no douche-bags, cops or dicks

I'm a-goin' to stay where you drink all day

Where they hung the jerk that invented work

In the Punk Rock Candy Mountains

In the Punk Rock Candy Mountains you'll never go to court

There are no processing fees and no unpaid child support

The skate-parks are full of life and ya never wait in line

No falsification they call taxation

There's no violation of fuckin' probation

In the Punk Rock Candy Mountains

I'll see you all this comin' fall in the Punk Rock Candy Mountains