Can't Be Trusted Lyrics

I fucked two girls last night in the back of my car

I got an Avalon you fuckin' retard

And he was wasted to his face and forgot their names and

If you see her in a porn then it might be Sara Palin

And I'm back on the track with a girl with a rack and it's about time

We face the facts

Hope you like the necklace honey you know know I bought it with your money

And I can't be trusted

No I can't be trusted

When the sun don't shine it's all alright

And I can't be trusted

Blah blah blah you're blabbin' on and I just can't think

So a call your friend ring-a-ding ding

Ask me where I was and I'll give you some bull

Feed you lines until you're full

Cause we back on the track
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We doin' what we doin' and we never look back

And all this time I been livin' a lie you don't know the real me

You can't tell if I'm who I say why don't you buy another CD

I really like it that way

Cause it's a lot of fun when you can't be trusted

And I'm gonna keep it that way cause we're having fun

I've been known to do do the do

The opposite of what your belt will do

Got Maury Pauvich calling my home

Cause he knows his daughter's not in love

And I can't be trusted

And I can't be trusted

And I can't be trusted

And I can't be trusted

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I can't be trusted (trusted)