The Key Of Awesome - Telephone
GAGA
First of all this song is not as good as Bad Romance
And its not even close Poker face or Just Dance So I will distract them by getting half naked
And throw everything at them but the kitchen sink sink The kitchen sink sink
What do you think think?
I will prove that I dont have a penis wink wink First Ill get stripped naked by some burly prison guards
Then make out with a shemale in the prison yard yard BEYONCE
This video seems goofy you should just do it alone
Besides Im getting sick of all these songs about phones GAGA
You bail me out of jail then we pause for some bad dialogue
We poison everyone including a cute dog Then we start to dance and theres dead people everywhere
As usual Ill have lots crazy crap in my hair PPPPPPPPProduct Placement
Hide the ddead bodies in the bbbasement Blood and guts and boobs and buts
And I just want to make your head explode Beep beep beep bbbeep beep beep
That was Lady Gaga in Morse code BEYONCE
If you think Im doing this
Then youre a crazy bastardThe Key Of Awesome - Telephone - http://motolyrics.com/the-key-of-awesome/telephone-lyrics-serbian-translation.html
You musta blown a gasket
Are you trippin on acid
As a child were you abused by some big crazy bastard
And did he ever make you place the lotion in the basket BEYONCE
I just want to do a simple shoot with dancin
You used to be a diva now youre Marilyn Manson GAGA
Youre gonna do my video and do it my way
Or something bad might happen to your family ay BEYONCE
My family ay GAGA
Thats right Beyonce GAGA
A piano might accidentally fall on Jay Z BEYONCE
Somebody help me cus I dont want sing anymore
Shes got a gun to my head on the dance floor GAGA
Rubadubdub three nuns in a tub
And their doin it with a garden Gnome BEYONCE
Please dont beat me up but I have to ask what
does that have to do with a telephone?
The Key Of Awesome - Telefon (parodija) (Serbian translation)
GAGA
Kao prvo ova pesma nije dobra kao Bad Romance
I nije čak ni blizu Poker face ili Just Dance
Pa ću polugola odvratiti pažnju
I bacati sve na njih osim sudopere sudopere
Sudopere
Šta misliš?
Dokazaću da nemam penis
Prvo ću se skinuti gola pred snažnim zatvorskim čuvarima
Onda ljubiti sa transvestitom u zatvorskom dvorištu
BEYONCE
Video izgleda šašavo uradi ga sama
Uostalom mi je muka od ovih pesama o telefonima
GAGA
Izvući ćeš me iz zatvora onda ćemo zastati za loš dijalog
Otrovaćemo sve uključujući slatko kuče
Onda ćemo plesati i okolo su leševi
Kao i obično imam puno koještarija u kosi
PPPPPPPPPlasman proizvoda
Sakrij leševe u podrum
Krv i creva i grudi i guze
I samo želim da ti glava eksplodira
Bip bip bip biip bip bip
To je Lady Gaga u Morzeovoj azbuci
BEYONCE
Ako misliš da ću ovo uraditi
Onda si luda glupačaThe Key Of Awesome - Telephone - http://motolyrics.com/the-key-of-awesome/telephone-lyrics-serbian-translation.html
Mora da si prsla
Tripuješ na kiselinu
Kao dete da li te je zlostavljao veliko ludo kopile
I da li te je naterao da staviš losion u korpu
BEYONCE
Samo želim da napravim spot sa plesanjem
Nekad si bila diva sad si Marilyn Manson
GAGA
Uradićeš moj video i to na moj način
Inače će se nešto loše desiti tvojoj familiji ji
BEYONCE
Familiji ji
GAGA
Tačno tako Beyonce
GAGA
Klavir će iznenada pasti na Jay Z-ja
BEYONCE
Neko nek mi pomogne jer ne želim da pevam više
Prislonila je pištolj uz moju glavu na plesnom podijumu
GAGA
Rubadubdub tri monaha su u kadi
I rade ono sa baštenskim patuljkom
BEYONCE
Molim te nemoj me prebiti ali moram da pitam
Kakve to veze ima sa telefonom?