- Votes:
- Composers:
- Kawai
- Kenji / Samberg
- Andrew D. / Schaffer
- Akiva / Taccone
- Jorma / Mcarthur
- Jeremy
 
- See also:
The Lonely Island - The Compliments lyrics
Ladies listen up this song is for you 
you know it's hard out there trying to find a dude 
But the lonely island's got three top notch brothers 
so sit back and listen while they compliment each other 
[Andy] 
My man Kiv is the shit 
Dude is thoughtful as fuck 
Plus his body is ripped 
He's a good listener even when he's exhausted 
and he's crazy hygienic always brushing and flossing 
[Kiv] 
But that ain't nothing compared to my main man Jorm 
The most sensitive caring dude I've ever known 
he's got that sweet smile 
he's got that slow touch 
what's that sweet smell 
oh shit he cooked you brunch 
[Jorm] 
but hold up my man Andy's got us both beat 
he make this candy margarita that's a wonderful treat 
plus caramel eyes that are hella disarming 
he ain't no fucking prince my man is king charming 
[Andy] 
well you're far too kind and speaking of kindness 
my man Kiv's been diagnosed with color blindness 
he loves all people plus he's got the fat dick 
it's like a gold brick all shiny and thick 
[Too short] 
when they pitched me this song 
they were kinda vague 
but I said fuck it The Lonely Island - The Compliments - http://motolyrics.com/the-lonely-island/the-compliments-lyrics.html
cause they said I'd get paid 
one things for sure these dudes are weird motherfuckers 
so kick back and listen while they compliment eachother 
[Kiv] 
my man Jorm fucks all night 
call him super mario because he be laying the pipe 
he got the eye contact like only you in the room 
a modern thinking man he ain't afraid of a broom 
[Jorm] 
yo you talking feminism Andy loves that shit 
plus the femme fatales love him cause he's got good dick 
and he's a giver, donates hella money to charity 
He's also got a great sense of humor, that's personality 
[Andy] 
I hate to interrupt but I gotta interject 
Kiv's rhymes are so espresso has his own panini press 
Kiv's so loyal when he makes his pick 
that he'll only think of you when he's jacking his dick 
[All] 
he's a shoulder to cry on when you're down in the dumps 
he's an outfit to try on when you need a slam dunk 
he's an extra stirring hand when you're making a soup 
take a ride in his coupe, he'll make you want to shoot 
[Too short] 
I'm starting to suspect that these dudes are gay 
it's none of my business they just born this way 
I mean, how many times he's gonna mention yo homie's dick 
but still trying to act like this song is for chicks 
so ladies be warned before you hop under the covers 
they might be fuckin you but they'll be thinking about each other 
the compliments bitch








