Xavier Says Lyrics

Xavier says, "Ha ha ha,
we have nothing in common
See you round
Ta-ta
Slink back to your abomin-
able lover, Zsa Zsa,
before I blow your cover,
tra-la-la"

Zsa-Zsa's scene:
"Tacky queen,
you think there's no one but you
Get your crass little ass
out and don't make me cut youThe Magnetic Fields - Xavier Says - http://motolyrics.com/the-magnetic-fields/xavier-says-lyrics.html
With how much you
talk you'd think
that someone else was listening
Want a drink,
Miss Thing?"
"Sloe gin fizz," says Xavier
Zsa-Zsa orders, and drinks come
"Here it is, teddy bear"
"To your health, you ratfink scum,"
Xavier wheezes
I forgot:
Before each scene he sneezes
quite a lot.