Who's Got The Crack? Lyrics

There?s no such thing
As a harmless joke
There?s no such thing
As a gentle toke
There?s no such thing
As paddling jack
Who?s got the crack
Who?s got the crack
Who?s got the crack
Who?s got the crack

I am a goat
In a moat
With a boat
Who?s got the crack
Who?s got the crack
Who?s got the crack
Who?s got the crack

I like it when
My hair is poofy
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You slip me a roofy
I like it when
You?ve got the crack
Who?s got the crack
Who?s got the crack
Who?s got the crack
Who?s got the crack

I wanna be a hippie
But I forgot how to love
It?s hard to be a garbage man
When a sailor stole my glove
I wanna be reckless
But I?m feeling so uptight
Put your mama in a headlock baby
And do it right
Who?s got the crack
Who?s got the crack
Who?s got the crack
Who?s got the crack
Who?s got the crack