Partical Man Lyrics

Partical man,
Partical man,
Doin' the things a partical can.
What's he like, it's not important,
Partical man.
Is he dot, or is he a spec?
When he's under water does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Partical man.

Triangle man,
Triangle man,
Triangle man hates partical man.
They have a fight, triangle wins,
Triangle man.

Universe man,
Universe man,
Size of the entire universe man.
Usually kind to smaller man,
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He's got a watch with a minute hand,
A millenium hand, and a eon hand.
And when they meet, it's happy land,
Powerful man, Universe man.

Person man,
Person man,
Hit on the head with a frying pan.
Lives his life in a garbage can,
Person man.
Is he depressed, or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with Person man?
The greatest man, Person man.

Triangle man,
Triangle man,
Triangle man hates Person man,
they have a fight, Triangle wins,
Triangle man