Thomas Holm - IKEA
Vi sku' en tur i IKEA
En fredag eftermiddag
I din fætters Toyota
For der var et par småting vi sku' ha'
Men allerede på vej derud
Begyndte det at gå galt
Og du blev lynhurtigt skide sur
Bare fordi jeg bad dig om at slappe lidt af Vi sku bare ha' en klapstol
Et par skabe og en Billy reol
Og alting var fryd og gammen
Og vi var næsten lige flyttet sammen
Men der var ikke nogen parkeringsplads
Og der var udsolgt af de hvidvinsglas
Vi havde krydset af i kataloget
Og vi kommer aldrig i IKEA igen Vi blev væk fra hinanden
For du sku' se dig lidt omkring
Efter duftlys, kopper og kander
Og alle mulige andre ligegyldige ting
Men du kom hurtigt tilbage
Med en pude der var helt ubeskrivelig grim
Og du så knap så fornøjet udThomas Holm - IKEA - http://motolyrics.com/thomas-holm/ikea-lyrics-english-translation.html
Da jeg sagde: "Den kan du godt glemme alt om og få med hjem" Vi sku' bare ha en klapstol
Et par skabe og en Billy reol
Og alting var fryd og gammen
Og vi var næsten lige flyttet sammen
Men der var udsolgt af de hvidvinsglas
Som vi sku' bruge til vores indflytterfest
Og der var ombygning i kantinen
Og vi kommer aldrig i IKEA igen Men kæden den sprang først for alvor af
Da du ville op og se
På legetøj og børnemøbler et sted på første sal Der var stille i bilen
På hele køreturen hjem
Og jeg tog mig en nat inde i stuen
På vores nyindkøbte gæsteseng Vi sku' bare ha' en klapstol
Et par skabe og en Billy reol
Og alting var fryd og gammen
Men i IKEA ramlede alting sammen
For der var ikke nogen parkeringsplads
Og der var udsolgt af de hvidvinsglas
Du havde krydset af i kataloget
Og vi kommer aldrig i IKEA igen
Nej, vi kommer aldrig i IKEA igen
Thomas Holm - IKEA (English translation)
We took a trip to IKEA
One Friday afternoon
In your cousin's Toyota
Because there were a few things we should get
But already on the way out there
Things started to go wrong
And you quickly got damn mad
Just because I asked you to relax a little
We should just get a folding chair
A few lockers and a Billy bookcase
And it was all fun and games
And we almost moved in together
But there were no parking spots
And they were sold out of the white wine glass
We had marked out in the catalogue
So we'll never come to IKEA again
We were away from each other
'Cause you wanted to look around
After scented candles, cups and jugs
And all sorts of other unimportant things
But you hurried back
With a pillow that was indescribably ugly
And you looked so pleased
Then I said, "Forget it, let's go back home"
We should just get a folding chairThomas Holm - IKEA - http://motolyrics.com/thomas-holm/ikea-lyrics-english-translation.html
A few lockers and a Billy bookcase
And it was all fun and games
And we almost moved in together
But there were no parking spots
And they were sold out of the white wine glass
We wanted to use for our housewarming
And a fight broke out in the canteen
So we'll never come to IKEA again
But the final straw was not until
You went up and looked
After toys and children's furniture somewhere on the first floor
It was quiet in the car
On the whole car ride home
And I spent the night to the living room
On our newly purchased guest bed
We should just get a folding chair
A few lockers and a Billy bookcase
And it was all fun and games
But at IKEA everything fell apart
But there were no parking spots
And they were sold out of the white wine glass
We had marked out in the catalogue
So we'll never come to IKEA again
No, we'll never come to IKEA again