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 - Composer:
 - Tom Waits
 
- Genres:
 - Jazz
 - Rock
 
- Tags:
 - best ever
 - humorous
 
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Tom Waits - Nighthawk Postcards lyrics
There's a blur drizzle down the plateglass
 As a neon swizzle stick stirrin up the sultry night air
 And a yellow biscuit of a buttery cue ball moon
 Rollin' maverick across an obsidian sky
 As the busses go groanin' and wheezin',
 Down on the corner I'm freezin';
 On a restless boulevard at a midnight road
 I'm across town from EASY STREET
 With the tight knots of moviegoers and out of towners
 On the stroll
 And the buildings towering high above
 Lit like dominoes or black dice
 All the used car salesmen dressed up in
 Purina Checkerboard slacks
 And Foster Grant wrap-around,
 Pacing in front of EARL SCHLEIB
 $39.95 merchandise
 Like barkers at a shootin' gallery
 They throw out kind of a Texas Guinan routine
 "Hello sucker, we like your money
 Just as well as anybody else's here"
 Or they give you the P.T. Barnum bit
 "There's a sucker born every minute
 You just happened to be comin' along at the right time"
 Come over here now
 You know... all the harlequin sailors are on the stroll
 In a search of "LIKE NEW," "NEW PAINT,"
 Decent factory air and AM-FM dreams
 And the piss yellow gypsy cabs
 Stacked up in the taxi zones waitin' like
 Pinball machines
 To be ticking off a joy ride to a magical place
 Waitin' in line like "truckers welcome" diners
 With dirt lots full of
 Peterbilts, Kenworths, Jimmy's and the like, and
 They're hiballin' with bankrupt brakes, over driven
 Under paid, over fed, a day late and a dollar short
 But Christ I got my lips around a bottle and
 My foot on the throttle and I'm standin' on the corner
 Standin' on the corner like a "just in town"
 Jasper, on a street corner with a gasper lookin'
 For some kind of Cheshire billboard grin
 Stroking a goateed chin, and using parking meters
 As walking sticks on the inebriated stroll
 With my eyelids propped open at half mast
 But you know... over at Chubb's Pool Hall and Snooker
 It was a nickle after two, yea it was a nickle after twoTom Waits - Nighthawk Postcards - http://motolyrics.com/tom-waits/nighthawk-postcards-lyrics.html
 And in the cobalt steel blue dream smoke, it
 Was the radio that groaned out the hit parade
 And the chalk squeaked, the floorboards creaked
 And an Olympia sign winked through a torn yellow
 Shade, old Jack Chance himself leanin' up against
 A Wurlitzer and eyeballin' out a 5 ball combination shot
 Impossible you say? ...hard to believe?, perhaps
 Out of the realm of possibility? naaaa
 He be stretchin' out long tawny fingers out across a
 Cool green felt with a provocative golden gate
 And a full table railshot that's no sweat and I leaned
 Up against my bannister and wandered over to the
 Wurlitzer and I punched A-2 I was lookin' for
 Something like Wine, Wine, Wine by the Night Caps
 Starring Chuck E. Weiss or High Blood Pressure
 By George (cryin' in the streets) Perkins - no dice
 "that's life," that's what all the people say ridin' high
 In April, seriously shot down in May, but I know I'm
 Gonna change that tune when I'm standing underneath
 A buttery moon that's all melted off to one side
 It was just about that time that the sun
 Came crawlin' yellow out of a manhole
 At the foot of 23rd Street
 And a dracula moon in a black disguise
 Was making it's way back to its
 Pre-paid room at the St. Moritz Hotel (scat)
 And the El train came tumbling
 Across the trestles and it sounded
 Like the ghost of Gene Krupa
 With an overhead cam and glasspacks
 And the whispering brushes of wet radials
 On a wet pavement and there's a
 Traffic jam session on Belmont tonight
 And the rhapsody of the pending
 Evening, I leaned up against
 My bannister and I've been looking
 For some kind of an emotional
 Investment with romantic dividends
 Kind of a physical negociation
 Is underway
 As I attempt to consolidate all my
 Missed weekly payments, into
 One-low-monthly payment
 Through the nose
 With romantic residuals and leg akimbo
 But the chances are more than likely I'll probably
 Be held over for another smashed weekend









