| 1 | Danger Might Be Lurking Around The Shadows lyrics |
| 2 | Another Greybeard Punk lyrics |
| 3 | It's Hilarious To See Old People Squeal lyrics |
| 4 | Richard Gere's Rabid Clone Vs. The Evil Pigeon Masters lyrics |
| 5 | The Irony Of Finding Crack Cocaine On Your Sister's Nightstand lyrics |
| 6 | Three Speedy Mindfucks On Terror-Gasm lyrics |
| 7 | Tommy Two-Tone Meets His Maker lyrics |
| 8 | I Went To The Docter To Check On My Aids And Got Syphilis lyrics |
| 9 | Tampon Ad Made In Germany lyrics |
| 10 | Themepack And Desolate Aristocracy Picked! lyrics |
