TV Tan Lyrics

I'm living on a landmine
My body's ticking away, my cartoon eyelids
And my skin, a sickly grey
And if I waited by the phone line
I'd wait a couple days so I'm here lying
On my bed until I fade

I flick the channels one to one
And flick them through again
And all the time I'm dreaming better days

And now I see no sun
I see no life behind my one track mind
Here I need no fun
I need no time to find a new design
Move along I'm working on my 3D TV tan
Softso KO - I need another show
Softso KO - It's just a part of the plan
Softso KO - There's only me and my TV tan

Someday maybe I'll call you
I'll see whenever I'm free - maybe Tuesday
When there's nothing on TV
Twenty Regal and a four pack
I guess I'm set for the night
And anti-social, to keep in shape, thin and white

I like to smoke and in 'tween tokes
Consult the TV guide
The bible for the pig who stays inside
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And now I see no sun
I see no life behind my one track mind
Here I need no fun
I need no time to find a new design
Move along I'm working on my 3D TV tan
Softso KO - I need another show
Softso KO - It's just a part of the plan
Softso KO - There's only me and my TV tan

Thinning, I'm thinning
And insanely grinning
At fools peering
Out of my TV
Try hard to be funny
Unfortunately for me
They start to entertain me

I'm living on a landmine
The kind that never ignites
And I'm here waiting
Here for nothing

And now I see no sun
I see no life behind my one track mind
Here I need no fun
I need no time to find a new design
Move along I'm working on my 3D TV tan
Softso KO - I need another show
Softso KO - It's just a part of the plan
Softso KO - There's only me and my TV tan