If I Had 1000000 Lyrics

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)

I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)

I'd buy you furniture for your house

(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)

I'd buy you a K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile)

If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love.

If I Had $1000000 I'd build a tree fort in our yard.

If I Had $1000000 You could help, it wouldn't be that hard.

If I Had $1000000 Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there.

[Wouldn't that be fabulous]

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)

I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel)

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)

I'd buy you an exotic pet (Like a llama or an emu)

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
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I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (All them crazy elephant bones)

If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love

If I Had $1000000 We wouldn't have to walk to the store

If I Had $1000000 We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more

If I Had $1000000 We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner.

[But we would eat Kraft Dinner. Of course we would, we'd just eat more.

And buy really expensive ketchup with it. That's right, Dijon Ketchup. Mmmm.]

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)

I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel)

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)

I'd buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)

I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)

If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love

If I Had $1000000, If I Had $1000000

If I Had $1000000, If I Had $1000000

I'd be rich