Hell No Lyrics

I was driving east from reno

Know that I was denver bound

So I stopped off in selena

Wanted to take a look around

I had zachary sitting next to me in the driver seat

Said damn this world is beat

Pull off here

He said no man this place here looks sketchy

This place was cool it was called cheetahs

They had bushnells they had brauts

Served me nachos with velveeta

How can I tell you man I was shocked

Give a little stretch and turned to survey around the room

Hey bartender how about round three haha

This ones on me

I had to adjust my eyes in the dim light

And I turned to my surprise this straight redneck looking girl said

Hey man do you mind if I sit here

Well I said hell no take off a load

She had blue jeans cut so damn low

Zach said hey she's yours josho

I said darling how long have you lived here

Ah shucks

When I looked across the bar

Seen fellas not feeling so right
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Figured she probably slept with most guys in this dive

That don't matter it's just one night

Then I said whoa when she asked me to dance

And she smiled so devishly

I only said yes cause the jukebox was playing Hank Green

We were moving for a little bit

The next song was sung by travis tritt

And I said shit man alright that's it

It's time for another drink

What do you think darling

Sure

Alright

Serve em up son

Well the night was getting spendy

Already 75 dollars deep

She said excuse me baby I gotta go to the restroom

I'll meet you back at the bar

And I thought well shit man I gotta go to

But I didn't know she wasn't a lady

I didn't know she was a man

I didn't know until she was standing just like I was in the can

But I should have known

Hey dog

Ya beto

Lets roll