In The Middle Lyrics

Well here it goes

You all listen up here now

Cause this here is a tale here uh

Really needs to be told

Cause americans we truly believe in this

Howdy folks this is the skatanic rednecks

I'm the skatanic mechanic

I'm hank roller and this here is the

Skatanic mechanic

Please keep those hands and arms and pecker inside the train

And remain seated at all times

Now then

Hang on to them hats and glasses

Cause this here is the wildest fucking ride in the wilderness

You damn kids get off of that tractor right now

Get out of that fucking tomato patch you little shits

We're from the backwoods of huntington beach and uh

This is a tale that needs to be told

Cause this here is the wildest ride in the wilderness

I used to have a favorite blanket when I was a babe

I next picked up a cigarette at twelve years of age

Then alcohol and marijuana

Gave me the security that I wanted

But the novelty wore off
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I was alone and afraid

But now I find my favorite fix

Comes from the company of a chick

And I don't care about her height her weight or her bra size

I don't give a shit if she can cook on the griddle

As long as she's got a pussy in the middle

And an asshole to match

I don't mind if she works in a sweat shop in china

As long as she's got a steaming hot vagina

How I worship that snatch

And I don't care what you want to call it

A muff or a bare taco with nothing on it

I'm still in love

I'm so in love

And I don't necessarily care

But they're better when they don't have any hair

What's up with that tumbleweed

If there's grass on the field mow it

You know I always said before you get your wagon on the trail you need to clear the bush

If you need a chainsaw to clear it

Don't go near it

You get off of that fucking tractor

How's that you guys

Or are we rolling