Bfff Lyrics

You are my best friend in the world

And I hope that you know

That when we hang out together

It's freakin awesome

Playing poker- Friday nights

Beer-o-mids and golf cart races

You think that my sisters hot

I accidentally shot your finger

Off your writing hand oh well, you get disability

I broke my leg you laughed so hard

And told the ambulance to stop at the bar

You'll tell the world I'm Gay when you here me say

That I really and truly feel this way

Not that there's anything wrong with being gay

And sometimes we punch each other in the face

Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base

I'm trying to say I love you... in a heterosexual way

We fart and burp in the same key

And I think your iPod sucks

You make fun of my hair because yours is

Disappearing

I've seen your penis you've seen mine

I popped your pimples you rubbed aloeBowling For Soup - Bfff - http://motolyrics.com/bowling-for-soup/bfff-lyrics.html

Vera on my sunburned back, you ran defense when I shit my pants

You felt my girl's brand new boobs, you asked to suck em she refused

Oh while you slept I shaved your head

You woke up you told me I (was dead)

You'll tell the world I'm Gay when you here me say

That I really and truly feel this way

Not that there's anything wrong with being gay

And sometimes we punch each other in the face

Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base

I know you know I love you

(I freakin' love you, dude)

I'm trying to say I love you... in a heterosexual way

Na na na na

Na na na na

You'll tell the world I'm Gay when you here me say

That I really and truly feel this way

Not that there's anything wrong with being gay

And sometimes we punch each other in the face

Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base

I'm trying to say I love you... in a heterosexual way

Na na na na

Na na na na