No Hablo Ingles Lyrics

Ai-ai-ai-ai-ai!

You-you-you-you-you!

Uno! Dos! Tres! Quatro!

My teacher asked me where my homework was and that's when I told her

"No hablo Ingles"

Policeman caught me doing ninety and that's when he pulled me over

"No hablo Ingles"

A hippie with a tambourine asking me if I could spare a dollar

"No hablo Ingles"

Some douchebag at the club tries to pick a fight and grabs my collar

"No hablo Ingles"

(One! )

When I'm not feeling it!

(Two! )

When someone's full of shit!

(Three! )

When I get cut off at the ba-a-a-a-ar!

To make a getaway

It's all you've gotta say!

(Quatro! Sinco! Seis! )

"No hablo Ingles!"

"No hablo Ingles!"

(Hey! Hey! Hey! )

"No hablo Ingles!"

"No hablo Ingles!"

(Hey! Hey! Hey! )

My nephew asked me if I'd take him to the Jonas Brothers movie

"No hablo Ingles"

Walking my dog I saw a sign that says to please pick up the doodie

"No hablo Ingles"

My mama gets mad 'cause I never call my dad on his birthday

"No hablo Ingles"

A guy walks up and says "Doda esta casel de pepe"

... He no hablo Ingles

(One! )

So many different uses!

(Two! )

You don't need no excuses!

(Three! )

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The perfect getaway!

It's all you've gotta say!

(Quatro! Sinco! Seis! )

"No hablo Ingles!"

"No hablo Ingles!"

(Hey! Hey! Hey! )

"No hablo Ingles!"

"No hablo Ingles!"

(Hey! Hey! Hey! )

Did you brush your teeth! ?

(No hablo Ingles! )

Where'd you leave your pants! ?

(No hablo Ingles! )

Did you feed the fish! ?

(No hablo Ingles! )

Do you like my band! ?

... Wait, don't answer that

"No hablo Ingles!"

(Hey! Hey! Hey! )

"No hablo Ingles!"

"No hablo Ingles!"

(Hey! Hey! Hey! )

"No hablo Ingles!"

Do you wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies?

"No hablo Ingles!"

(Hey! Hey! Hey! )

Did one of you guys pee in the pool?

"No hablo Ingles!"

Hey! how 'bout we all get together and go to the ballet! ?

"No hablo Ingles!"

(Hey! Hey! Hey! )

"No hablo Ingles!"

... Can I borrow that beer?

"No hablo Ingles!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

"No hablo Ingles!"

(Hey! Hey! Hey! )

"No hablo Ingles!"

"No hablo Ingles!"