Down For The Count Lyrics

(Ladies and Gentlemen!
In this corner, weighing in at 131 pounds...
I'm sorry, correction, 126 pounds,
It's the girl that broke my heart!
Isn't she lovely folks?
Just look at that smile!
Draws me in every time...)

Someone call a medic, cause I think she's gonna strike again,
She slammed down the phone and gave the finger to the nightstand,
That holds the picture in the heart-shaped frame we bought at Target,
Yes I think we got a problem but I can't put my finger on it.

It seems like you told me I'm in over my head,
But all I remember is making out constantly,
If I don't get out then I'll probably end up dead,
She's the undisputed champ of my world.

Down for the count,
Over and out,
Toss in the towel cause she really got the best of me.
I can't hang around,
get kicked while I'm down,
What was that sound? I just wish, the f-ing bell would ring.

(Let's get ready for verse number two!)

The message on the cell says she's wating on the call for me,
To tell her that I'm sorry, I can come back if I crawl.
But I got bad knees, and I can't say that I'm sorry,
'Cept I'm sorry that I met you, now my guard's up and I'm fightin' dirty.

(Wooh!)

It seems like you told me I'm in over my head,Bowling For Soup - Down For The Count - http://motolyrics.com/bowling-for-soup/down-for-the-count-lyrics.html
But all I remember is making out constantly,
If I don't get out then I'll probably end up dead,
She's the undisputed champ of my world.

Down for the count,
Over and out,
Toss in the towel cause she really got the best of me.
I can't hang around,
get kicked while I'm down,
What was that sound? I just wish, the f-ing bell would ring.

(Seven...Eight...Nine...Ten! Knockout!)

It seems like you told me I'm in over my head,
But all I remember is making out constantly,
If I don't get out then I'll probably end up dead,
She's the undisputed champ of my world.
Undisputed champ of my world, and I'm begging to be

Down for the count,
Over and out,
Toss in the towel cause she really got the best of me.
I can't hang around,
get kicked while I'm down,
What was that sound? I just wish, the f-ing bell would ring.

[Dial Tone]
[Numbers being pressed]
Singer's voice: "Hey there, it's Jared, you've called my cell phone, and I-"
(Please enter your password)
[Numbers being pressed]
(You have 12 unheard messages. First message)
Girl's voice: "Hey it's me. Look, it's been three days, and I'm still waiting for an apology. I'm really getting sick of it. Then again, I should expect this from you. My mom was right, you are a loser. Why can't you just call me back? Just call me back! I mean, it's not that hard to pick up the phone and just say hello! I just wanted to talk to you! Forget it, I'm done. Loser!"
(To erase this message, press seven. To-)
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