Slap! Lyrics

One, two, three, four
Slap

Fleet Street fell in love
But the girl proved hard to get
Took a seat at the old boy's club
But wouldn't share the bed

Cuppas for the troops
Bubbly gum and wire
Trojan horses, Black and Tans
They're running for their lives

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Mister Paisley save her soul
Heavens here's the naughty girl
Wouldn't say her prayers

Bloody Monday morning
The rat who did the talking
Here's Ginger to the rescue

Take that and that
Take that and that
Take that and that
Take that and that
Take that and that