The Gospel Truth I Lyrics

-You go girls!
-We are the muses, godesses of the arts, and proclaimers of heroes.
-Heros like Hercules!
-Honey, you mean HUNK-ules. Whoo-hoo, I'd like to make some sweet music with him...
-Our story actually begins long before Hercules... many eons ago... Back when the world was new,
The planet Earth was down on its luck.
And everywhere gigantic brutes
called Titans ran amok!
It was a nasty place!
There was a mess wherever you stepped.
Where chaos reigned and earthquakes
and volcanoes never slept! And then along came Zeus-
He hurled his thunderbolt-Hercules - The Gospel Truth I - http://motolyrics.com/hercules/the-gospel-truth-i-lyrics.html
He zapped!
Locked those suckers in a vault!
They're trapped!
And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks.
And that's the gospel truth! The guy was too type A to just relax.
And that's the world's first dish.
Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth.
Though, honey, it may seem inposs'ble-
That's the gospel truth!
On mount Olympus life was neat
and smooth as sweet vermouth.
Though, honey, it may seem inposs'ble-
That's the gospel truth!