Charnsuka Lyrics

i'm trying to write but i keep getting sidetracked
i really like him and i think he has a nice laugh
and i'll drink his bathwater, and i think he's hotter
and i'd hit it like bing crosby hit his daughter
i stalk him on the internet, he probably thinks i'm jessi slaughter
even my father says to find anather, i mean another so i'll ask my mother
and maybe she will smother me in blink-182
and i don't like stealing lines but this one is kinda true;
i tell em that i love em but i never really do
and i can't find a good way to say "i love you"
so "fuck you" and your stupid tattoos
you used to like girls but you only like shoes
i hate the world and i love your shampoo
and your soap and deodorant all over my pillow
you make my day, i whip my hair, i think i'm willow
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you think it's funny when you joke about rape
we'll see if it's funny in the back of my escape
that's a ford, you're a whore and i'll catch it on tape
tell the police, i'll just tell em it's fake
tell your mommy on her coffee break
i sit around, picking at a coffee cake
wait for you to text me, starin at the macbook
i'm kinda cute and i swear i'm not a bad cook
i'd hold your hand if you took me out, we made plans but you shook me out
and you made me think that i'm bad looking now you're walking on my swag
and i'm undercooked now instead of raw like i used to be
and if you're using me i can use a bat on you
and when you wear that hat, stussy, i'll put the cat on you
tit-for-tat on you but i don't have tits so you don't look at me
in your castles and crooks tee, i say hi but you only stare crookedly
fuck