Thanks Kathryn Obvious Lyrics

if you write down the things that make me cool, it's a short list,
i don't wanna talk about my small wrists
it's been a while since my last kiss
cuz i mean, it's hard to find a nice techie!
i should be alternative like becky
cuz she's pretty and sexy
im just mad because nobody gets me
all i wanna do is sit in my room
and watch spider-man lose to dr. doom
i miss the days before everyone thought i was a stalker
i've always been the dorkass jammed inside the locker
cuz i thought i was sheena, ya know, a punk rocker
and then i grew into wanting to be female flock
and everybody hates it! what a shocker!
i been hot since grade school soccer
when the coach tried to put me on the bench, i shot her
no i'm just kidding i'm a fucking lawyers daughter
i'm not a badass, i'm not awesome
i'm just a little ginger wuss, i'm bubbles, i'm not blossom
on the VIP list, i'm the bottom
i've been hiding in my closet all summer and autumn
watching jimmy neutron and dying of boredom
and all my friends hate me cuz i just ignore them
to talk to like basedpharoah and fuckswag and slug and shit
and everybody else that i'm in love with
and everybody else that i'm in love with
and everybody else that i'm in love with
and everybody else that i'm in love with
and everybody else that i'm in love with
fuck this, everyone in florida's a sham
so i went back to hollywood, specifically for cameronJokers In Trousers - Thanks Kathryn Obvious - http://motolyrics.com/jokers-in-trousers/thanks-kathryn-obvious-lyrics.html
and right after i landed at LAX i ran into my ex
and he looked a little vexed, i said uh is there a problem?
yes, he said california hates you bitch, why'd you bother?
hey, i just came for the fries with the carne asada
and to prove i can go a lot harder than
gucci gucci louis louis fendi fendi prada
but whatever now i'm in louisiana
with my baby james, consider your post flamed
and without him you probably wouldn't even know my name
so he's one of the hundred i'm in love with
along with everybody else that i'm in love with
and everybody else that i'm in love with
and everybody else that i'm in love with
and everybody else that i'm in love with
and everybody else that i'm in love with
and everybody else that i'm in love with
and everybody else that says they love me
i mean, all the shine online is lovely
i feel like such a lucky little kid like cudi
and if you don't like me, i know that i'm sucky
nobody really likes my music, they just kinda wanna fuck me
so here ya go, here's your shoutouts honeys
hi ramsay christian michael brad noah matt danny
and here's to that asshole who said he can't stand me
on youtube wearing some dumb slayer band tee
have fun dealing with my six-fan family
fucker
saying i copied oddfuture
what the fuck is wrong with you
i'm a little girl stop fucking picking on me on the internet
im telling