Rihanna went shopping in Paris yesterday with Matt Kemp and she was acting kinda funny. From what we can decipher, she was either: a) Spraying perfume down her neckline and smelling it. b) Shoplifting in a totally unsubtle way. c) Checking for pit/breath stink. d) Telling secrets to her imaginary friend Rudy the Rude Boy, the itty bitty man who lives in her shirt, who she consults whenever she goes shopping. or e) Trying out her secret service microphone but also being really unsubtle about that too. A word to the wise - when you go shopping with a shock of Ronald McDonald hair and also you ar...