Kanye West: 'I'm the smartest celebrity you've dealt with, I'm not Britney Spears'

The transcript from Kanye West's recent deposition has surfaced online, with the rapper providing some brilliant quotes for his ever-expanding arsenal of ridiculous sayings.

Accused of assaulting a photographer last summer at LAX airport, West was recently sentenced to two years probation.

TMZ has reportedly sourced the transcript of the deposition from the case, which sees the rapper make countless sarcastic remarks to his victim's lawyer.

“I’m in the business of trying to make dope shit for the world. You’re in the business of representing scums and trying to make as much money as long as there’s this lapse in the law.” West said to lawyer Nate Goldberg."

He continued "I mean in the '60s people used to hold up 'Die N****r' signs when my parents were in the sit-ins also." Goldberg then asked if West was drawing comparisons between celebrity culture and slavery, to which he replied "Yes, 100 ... I equate it to discrimination. I equate it to inequalities."

“We, as group of minorities here in L.A., as celebrities have to ban together to influence guys like this — guys trying to take the picture, guys trying to get the big win, guys trying to get the check.”

Rounding off a barrage of dynamite quotes, Yeezus told Goldberg “I’m the smartest celebrity you’ve ever fucking dealt with. I’m not Britney Spears.”

Never change, Kanye.