Rihanna and Britney S&M Snog

Britney Spears. Rihanna. S&M gear. A stripper pole.

Any man reading this and not thinking that this is some kind of teasing windup of what could be going on their imagination would be forgiven for falling off their chair when I say all four of these have been present in one place at one time.

Yes, as reported, the sexy pair fired up the opening of the Billboard Awards last night with a sizzling performance of their collaborative hit S&M.

If those who complained about Rihanna’s X Factor appearance had been watching last night, they probably imploded on the spot at the sight of the scantily clad duo gyrating around with each other before sharing a snog a la Britney/Madonna that caused so much outrage and to be perfectly honest – as well as possibly sounding a little pervy – that one wasn’t a patch on this.

Oh and did I mention they also had a pillow fight during the performance? No. Well, never mind.

Hunt it down on YouTube and watch for yourself.