Korean Parents Lyrics

Kids today got problems

Liek their parents never had

Neighborhoods are dangerous

The public schools are bad

At home there are distractions

So irresistible

The hours fly by

No work gets done

Some Jewish kids still trying

Some white kids trying too

But millions of real American kids

Don't have a clue

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You say you're not all

That you want to be

You say you got a bad environment

Your work at school's not going well

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You say you need a little discipline

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That's all I ask

Who's at the head of every class?

You really think

They're smarter than you are

They just work their asses off

Their parents make them do it

[Saleslady]:

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Oh, to turn your homework

In right on time

What a load off

Your back that will be

No tears

No regret

Never forget who sent Fido

To the farm

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Your parents aren't

The greatest generation

So sick of hearing about

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