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Rodney Carrington - Dancing With A Man lyrics
I saw her sittin' in a barroom
In that smokey atmosphere
She smiled back at me
As I drank down one last beer
She pulled me on the dancefloor
We danced a song or two
It was then I realized that I
Bit off more than I could chew
Chorus
I think I'm dancing with a man
She's got calluses on her hand
She's got a voice like Johnny Cash
And she hiding a mustache
I think I'm dancing with a man
We sit down and talked a while
And we listened to the band
And a friend of mine walked by
And he asked her if she'd dance
Then he gently took her handRodney Carrington - Dancing With A Man - http://motolyrics.com/rodney-carrington/dancing-with-a-man-lyrics.html
And he twirled her round and round
It looked like he was havin fun
Until her skirt fell to the ground
Chorus
I think he's dancing with a man
The boys at the lodge won't understand
As they two-stepped 'cross the floor
I quickly headed for the door
I think he's dancing with a man
Good Lord we're dancing with a man
It'll be known throughout the land
Two boys from Texas danced a jig
With a dude who wore a wig
We've been dancing with a man
She crushed a beer can on her head
Good Lord her forehead's red
We've been dancing with a damn big man