Oh Mom... Lyrics

[M1:] "Can you pass the beats please?"

[F1:] "Here you go"

[M1:] "Thanks"

[Brad:] "Hey Mom, guess what?

I got invited to a party tonight!

And I'm gonna go if that's ok with you."

[Mom:] "NOOO!!"

[Brad:] "Why not Mom?"

[F1:] "Yeah, why mom? He should go."

[Brad:] "It's gonna be fun. I'll get to meet new people..."

[Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

[Brad:] "Oh mom..."

[Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

[F1:] "Don't wory Brad."

[F2:] "Hey mom, I saw this great skirt at the mall today,

but it was $34, which isn't that high of a price,

but I was nervous to buy it.

What do you think?

[Mom:] "NOOO!!"

[F2:] "Really? I really like it..."

[Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

[F2:] "Oh mom, who is?"

[Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

[F2:] "Mom, you're so paranoid."

[Mom:] "NOOO!!"

[M3:] "Hey mom, I gotta get up pretty early tommorrow for Little League try-outs."

[Mom:] "NOOO!!"

[M3:] "Yeah, I have to be at the field at 9 o'clock..."

[Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

[M3:] "Do you think you could drop me off there?..."

[Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

[M3:] "How am I gonna get there?"

[Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

[M3:] "I'll walk I guess."

[Mom:] "NOOO!!"

[Cindy:] "Mom, can you pass the salad dressing?"

[Mom:] "NOOO!!"

[Cindy:] "Please?"

[Mom:] "NOOO!!"

[Cindy:] "Come on, mom."

[Mom:] "NOOO!!"

[Brad:] "I'll get it for you Cindy."

[Cindy:] "Thanks Brad."
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[Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

[Cindy:] "Thanks for the tip, Ma."

[Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

[Brad:] "Hey everyone, let's just go out for ice cream."

[Mom:] "NOOO!!"

[Brad:] "Why are we eating inside?

It's a beautiful night.

We need to get out more."

[Mom:] "NOOO!!"

[Cindy:] "Mother, Brad is right."

[Mom:] "NOOO!!"

[Cindy:] "We should go out, it'll be fun."

[Mom:] "NOOO!!"

[Cindy:] "Come on, let's go, I could go for some Maple Walnut."

[Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

[M3:] "Yeah, we haven't gone out together in a long time."

[Mom:] "NOOO!!"

[Cindy:] "You wanna come Dave?"

[Mom:] "NOOO!!"

[Dave:] "No, I'll hang out with mom."

[M1:] "You sure?"

[Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

[Dave:] "Yeah, go without me."

[M3:] "All right, see you guys later."

[Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

[Dave:] "How are you, mom? Great meal tonight. Sure is...

You sure know how to cook!

Boy, oh boy, you're quite a lady.

Say mom, uhm, can I go canoeing next weekend with my friend Barry?"

[Mom:] "NOOO!!"

[Dave:] "Please?"

[Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

[Dave:] "Mom, you're over reacting!"

[Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

[Dave:] "Why are you so overprotective!?"

[Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

[Dave:] "Mom! I'm going to the ice cream place!

You're just so set in your ways it drives me crazy!"

[Bangs on the table, gets up]

[Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

[Screen door closes]

[Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at him!"

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