Teenage Love On The Phone Lyrics

[Samantha:] "Ya, I'm fine, how 'bout you?"

[Richie:] "How good could I be? I haven't seen you in three hours."

[Samantha:] "Ohhh, Richie. Hey Richie, my dad's down the hall,

and he doesn't want me on the phone.

So if I hang up on you, it's just because he's coming."

[Richie:] "Ok. So look, uh, do you wanna meet at the Spring Fling Dance thi..."

[She hangs up phone]

[Phone rings]

[Richie:] "Hello?"

[Samantha:] "Sorry, I thought he was coming."

[Richie:] "That's ok. So, about the dance. Do you wanna meet

[Samantha:] "Umm, well my brother gets the car on Friday nights."

[Richie:] "Well that's ok, I'll come by and get you. Lets say around..."

[She hangs up phone]

[Richie:] "Come on.."

[Phone rings]

[Richie:] "Hey."

[Samantha:] "Sorry. I guess he was just going to the bathroom."

[Richie:] "That's ok. Well look, uh.. what was I saying?

Oh yeah, should I pick you up at like seven-thirty

or maybe do you wanna go later when the dance is really kickin.."

[She hangs up the phone again]

[Richie:] "Give me a break..."

[Phone rings]

[Richie:] "Hello."

[Samantha:] "Sorry. It was just my dog."
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[Richie:] "Hey, what's your dad's problem anyways!? Why can't we talk?"

[Samantha:] "He just thinks I'm on the phone too much.

Oh my God, uh, I gotta go."

[Richie:] "Don't hang up!"

[Samantha:] "Richie, I can't talk!"

[Richie:] "No, I'm sick of this! Put your dad on the phone! I wanna talk to him."

[Samantha:] "It's not my dad."

[Richie:] "What? Well, who's there? Why can't you talk?"

[Samantha:] "Uh, just look Richie, someone is here."

[Richie:] "Who's there? Is it a guy!?"

[Samantha:] "Richie!"

[Richie:] "I knew it! I'll kill him! Put him on the phone!"

[Samantha:] "oh.. it's just.. hold on."

[Hands phone to guy]

[Richie:] "Hey man! What the hell are you doing there!? Samantha's my girl!

You'd better stay away from her or I'll make you wish you were never born!"

[Buffoon:] "Fuckin' shit!"

[Richie:] "Yeah, fuckin' shit is right buddy!

Don't think I'm kidding around, man! I'm crazy! I'll smash your head in! I swear to God!"

[Buffoon:] "One time I saw my Grandmother in the shower. Her bush starts above her belly button."

[Richie:] "Yeah, well that's too bad! But I'm still gonna come over there and beat your face in!"

[Richie slams down phone]

[Samantha: "What happened? Was he mad?"

[Buffoon: "My neighbor's dog has a four inch clit!"

[Samantha: "Oh Buffoon, you're the coolest." [Whispering] "I love you..."

Adam Sandler Teenage Love On The Phone