Right Field Lyrics

We're behind you here in right field! One down!

Two to go! Hum it now! Yeah! Show 'em the magic! This chump can't hit!"

[Whispering to himself] "Please God, don't help him hit it to me.

Anywhere but to right field. Please God, I bet you."

[Shouting] "Come on now! No batter! No batter! Big whiffer! Big whiffer!"

[Whispering] "Oh please, don't let him hit it to me. My God, not to me."

[Shouting] "Steam it baby! Steam it!"

[Whispering] "Oh God no, Oh God no, Oh God no, Oh God no."

[Ball is hit]

[Russel: Shouting] "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[Whispering] "Oh good! It's not to me."

[Shouting] "Good catch, Steven! Nice glove!

You da man! Two away now! Lookin' good!

We're all looking good out here! Come on Robert!

This lump of crap can't hit!"

[Whiserping] "Oh God, he's a leftie! A big leftie!

Total power to hit it. He's gonna pile it right to me and there's nothing I can do to stop him."

[Shouting] "Pitch 'em the funny one, Robert! Big whiffer! Big whiffer!"

[Whispering] "Oh he is a natural athlete and I am so worthless.

Please God, take his life. Make him die."

[Shouting] "No batter! No batter!"

[Ball is hit]

[Russel: Whispering] "Oh God. This is not happening.

No, don't do this to me. Please. Make it stop."

[Ball hits Russel]

[Russel:] "OWWWW! My elbow!"

[M1:] "Throw it to second! Pick it up already!"

[Russel:] "Take it! Just take the ball!"

[Russel tosses the ball]

[M2:] "Nice throw, you pansy!"

[Russel: Whispering] "Ok, get under control.

Easy now, easy. Say something to the team."

[Shouting] "Good hussle everybody! Yeah! Nice work! Play's at third!"Adam Sandler - Right Field - http://motolyrics.com/adam-sandler/right-field-lyrics.html

[Whispering] "That wasn't funny, Lord. I've been so good and for what!?"

[Shouting] "Come on, Robert! Settle down! Just throw straight!

You get it across the plate! We'll take care of the rest!"

[Whispering] "Oh no, another lefty."

[Ball is hit]

[Russel: Shouting] "NOO! Why me again!?"

[Ball hits Russel]

[Russel:] "OWWWW! My neck!"

[Panting & Whining] "I can't breath. I can't breath."

[M2:] "Pick it up and throw it, you moron!"

[Russel: Whining] "Here..come on, here.. Take the ball! Take it!"

[Russel kicks ball]

[M1:] "Way to kick it in, Pele!"

[Russel: Shouting] "Oh hahaha. Pele! Good one! Hehehe..

Ok! Come on! Suck it up guys! We'll get those runs back!

This is where we dig down!

We just need one more out!"

[Whispering] "Oh look! A rightie! Oh Lord, thank you. Thank you so much. I owe you."

[Shouting] "This loser can't hit! No batter! Come on, this is where we take them out!"

[Whispering] "Uh oh, what's happening? Where's the rightie going? What?

Who's this guy? He's a leftie and he's pinch hitting. No! No!"

[Shouting] "Why's he pointing at me!?"

[Ball is hit]

[Russel: Shouting] "Oh my Lord! What have I done to deserve this?!"

[M3:] "I got it! I got it!"

[Running over to the ball near Russel]

[Thud! Crashes into Russel]

[M3:] "Whoa! Sorry about that, Russel. Are you ok?"

[Russel: Shouting] "HELL YEAH! We're up now! It's our turn to kick a little ass!"

[M3:] "All right, Russel. I think you're up first."

[Russel:] "NOOOOO!!"

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