Dick In A Box Lyrics

Hey girl, I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen

Girl, you know we've been together such a long, long time (such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide (open wide)
Gonna give you somethin' so you know what's on my mind (what is on my mind)
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside, it's my dick in a box (it's in a box)

Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl, you gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart (somethin' special, girl)
It's my dick in a box
My dick in a box, girl
It's my dick in a box
My dick in a box, girl
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See, I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (girl)
And I got just the one, somethin' to show you that you are second to none

To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do, just follow these steps:
ONE, cut a hole in a box
TWO, put your junk in that box
THREE, make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box
My dick in a box, girl
It's my dick in a box
My dick in a box, girl

Christmas; dick in a box
Hanukkah; dick in a box
Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parent's house, a dick in a box
Midday at the grocery store, a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMAs, a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
A dick in a box, a dick in a box, a dick in a box...