Why Is Eric So Cool? Lyrics

Prematuring can be an advantage,
it can make you an asshole too,
facial hair when your seven
whoa-O, Eric you're so cool.
Nice 'till puberty,
cruelty to you and me,
gods gift to women?
Don't make me sick, oh Eric you're so cool. 3 Feet Short - Why Is Eric So Cool? - http://motolyrics.com/3-feet-short/why-is-eric-so-cool-lyrics.html

What makes Eric so cool?
His thick headed-ness (YEAH)
why is Eric so cool?
cuz he thinks he's better than us? (YEAH)
Does anybody know?
Does anybody know?
Why is eric so cool?