Don't Speak Spanish Very Well Lyrics

Como se dice, "I don't speak Spanish very well"?
Como se dice, "I am a moron"?
Como se dice, "Who really cares"?
Como se dice, "Not me"?Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Don't Speak Spanish Very Well - http://motolyrics.com/abbreviated-life-expectancy/dont-speak-spanish-very-well-lyrics.html

I don't speak Spanish very well.
In fact I don't speak it at all.